Edward Scissorhands Quotes - Edward Scissorhands Quotations, Famous Sayings

Esmerelda: It's not heaven he's from! It's straight from the stinking flames of hell! The power of Satan is in him, I can feel it. Can't you? Have you poor sheep strayed so far from the path?
Edward: We're not sheep.
Esmerelda: Don't come near me!

Esmerelda: He has been sent first to tempt you. But it's not too late. You must push him from you, expel him! Trample down the perversion of nature!

Bill: OK, everybody. Grab your plates. Soup's on.
Edward: (with mouth full) I thought this was shish-ka-bob.
Bill: What?
Edward: (a little clearer) I thought this was shish-ka-bob.
Bill: Yeah, it is shish-ka-bob. It's a figure of speech, Ed.

(first lines)
Kim: Snuggle in, sweetie. It's cold out there.

Officer Allen: We're looking for the man with the hands.

Kim: Why can't you do it?
Jim: Because my father keeps the damn room locked. We need Edward to get us in.
Kim: Well can't you just take the key when he's sleeping or something?
Jim: You don't understand. The only thing that guy hangs onto tighter is his dick.

Joyce: (after Edward cuts her hair) That was the single most thrilling experience of my entire life.

Suzanne: (at the dinner table, Edward hands her some meat with his scissors) I can't eat that, he used his hands. I think it's unsanitary.

Edward: Kevin, you wanna play scissors, paper, stone again?
Kevin: No!
Edward: Why not?
Kevin: 'Cause it's boring. I always win!

The Inventor: I know it is a little early for Christmas, Edward, but; I have a present for you.
(shows Edward his soon to be human hands)

Kim: (threatening Jim with Edward's scissors) STOP IT! Or I'll kill you myself!
Jim: (Jim slaps her and kicks her away) Bullshit!
Jim: (to Edward who is approaching Kim) Hey, I said stay away from her!

Kim: Edward, I was so afraid. I thought you were dead.
Jim: (coming into the screen with a revolver) I didn't.

(Kevin has brought Edward to his class for show and tell)
Kevin: One chop to a guy's neck, and it's all over.
(Edward does a karate pose; the class gasps in unison)

George: Eddie. The guys and I were talking, we'd like want to invite you to our card game on Friday night. Would you like that? Only thing is, you can't cut!

Host-TV: Quite a story, yes? Any questions for Edward? Yeah, get way over. Stand right up.
Audience Member #1: What's been the best part of your new life here in town?
Edward: The friends I made.
Host-TV: Any other questions?
Audience Member #2: Have you ever thought of having corrective surgery or prosthetics? I know a doctor that might be able to help you.
Edward: I'd like to meet him.
Host-TV: We'll give that name after the show. Thank you very much. That's very nice. Anyone else? Yes, stand right up.
Audience Member #3: But if you had regular hands you'd be like everyone else.
Edward: Yes, I know.
Host-TV: I think he'd like that.
Audience Member #4: Then no one would think you're special. You wouldn't be on TV or anything.
Peg Boggs: No matter what, Edward will always be special.